There Will Be Polyester
Every saturday in a deserted school teenagers gather. All come to compete, but only some will survive. Many will perish in bad attire! Outdated clothes worked then. It's a joke now. Ill-fitted cut. Too bright color. Bad make-up. All will be burned and forbidden from finals. But there is hope. A chance for redemption. If your wardrobe is transformed from this...into this. Tournaments with professional clothes. Proper fits, soothing colors, good hair and make-up. It can be a reality.
"There Will Be Polyester." Presented By: The Forensics Community and Forensics Fiend. This is a work of parody/education for how to dress at a speech and debate tournament. All music and images are not owned by The Forensics Community or Forensics Fiend. Obviously, ANY of these fashions can be worn with success if at the right event. :)
So laugh.