More Impromptu Prompts

EVENTS/PLACES

The 2012 Olympics
Graduation
Hanukah
Christmas
Easter
St. Patrick’s Day
Holidays (in general)
Weddings
Bar Mitzvahs
New Orleans
Mardi Gras
Carnivals
Haunted House
Heaven
Hell
Europe
Australia
Halloween
The Running of the Bulls in Pamplona
Guy Faux Day (5th of November) and the Gunpowder Plot
Victorian England
Hunting Season
Animal Shelter
Friday the 13th
The Great Outdoors
The Internet
The Mind
2012 Global Destruction?
College
The Cinema
Hollywood (or Hollyweird)
Elections
The Invention of Facebook
Prom

PEOPLE (REAL AND FAKE)

Tiger Woods
Scrooge McDuck
Sherlock Holmes
William Shakespeare
Jon Stewart/Stephen Colbert
Martha Stewart
Conan O’Brien
Copernicus
Morgan Freeman (or Morgan Freeman’s Voice)
Diane Keeton
Sigourney Weaver (or Ellen Ripley)
The British
Americans Overseas
Homer Simpson
Miss Piggy
Indiana Jones
Lora Croft
Hillary Clinton
Barbie (as a role model?)
Actors
Musicians
Hipsters
Hooligans
The Beatles
Football Fans (both American football and real football - AKA soccer)
Oscar Wilde
Monty Python
Darth Vader
Mario vs. Link (who saves princesses better?)
Mary Poppins
Athena and other Greek gods
Speechies vs. Debaters
Politicians
Oprah
Haves Vs. Have-Nots
Don Quixote
The Simpsons

OBJECTS/ANIMALS/WORDS/THINGS

Glasses
Paved vs. Unpaved Roads
Kindle vs. Paperbacks
Red
Rage
Ambiguous
Subliminal
Joy
Key Lime Pie
Water
Give competitors any title of a movie/book/song you like
Llamas
Dingo
The letter “Q”
Pixar
Tornado
Nintendo
Umbrella
Rhinoceros
Cheetah
African Killer Bees
Pop or soda or soda-pop?
Popcorn
3-D Movies
Treadmill
Doctor Who
Pandas
Silly Hats
Red Herring
Easter Egg
Double Negative
Memory
Perception
Guilt
Kung-Fu
Post-Its
Bottled Water
Energy Efficient Light Bulbs
Freudian Slip
Needs and wants
Bookworm
Universal Language
Cake
Obligatory Small Talk
Different Strokes
Old Fashioned Slang
Calorie Counting
Truthiness
Interjection
Social Butterfly
A Sense of Humor
Google
Avenge
Heart of Gold
Jenga!
People Watching
Texting and the Decline of the English Language
Identity
Hero
Coming of Age
3 Wishes
Society
Time Machine Fun
The (Un)Appeal of Celebrity
Television and Pop-Culture
Things That Matter
Senior Shenanigans
Senior-itis

QUOTES

“With great power comes great responsibility.” -Ben Parker
“A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.” - Groucho Marx
“I am not young enough to know everything.” -Oscar Wilde
“The truth is rarely pure and never simple.” -Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest, 1895, Act I
“You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.” -Wayne Gretzky
“Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together.” -Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
“Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.” -Kurt Vonnegut
“If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us.” -Anon
“The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.” -Lily Tomlin
“I'm tough, ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.” -Madonna
“Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.” -Paris Hilton
"A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read." -Mark Twain
"Common sense is not so common." -Voltaire
“By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.” -George Carlin
“A closed mouth catches no flies.” -Italian Proverb
“A hedge between keeps friendship green.” -French Proverb
“A man does not seek his luck, luck seeks its man.” -Turkish Proverb
“A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.” -Greek Proverb
“A wise man makes his own decisions, an ignorant man follows the public opinion.” -Chinese Proverb
"We are not interested in the possibilities of defeat; they do not exist." -Queen Victoria
“Let them eat cake.” - Marie Antoinette
"You must not fight too often with one enemy, or you will teach him all your art of war." -Napoleon Bonaparte
“Dream as if you’ll live forever; life as if you’ll die today.” -James Dean
“Do I dare disturb the Universe?” T. S. Elliot from The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock
"We all go a little mad sometimes." -Norman Bates
"Someone has to die in order that the rest of us should value life more." -Virginia Woolf (Nicole Kidman) from The Hours
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." -Verbal Kint (Kevin Spacey) from The Usual Suspects
"What we've got here...is failure to communicate." -Captain (Strother Martin) from Cool Hand Luke
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning...Smells like victory." -Kilgore (Robert Duvall) from Apocalypse Now
"Don't work too hard."
"Pot calling the kettle black."

RANDOM, ODD, SILLY STUFF

Zombie Invasion (AKA Z-Day)
“Snakes on a…”
Loch Ness Monster
What would you do with Time Travel?
Black holes
The Hamster Dance
Ronald McDonald vs. The Burger King (who would win OR who is scarier?)
Is Superman too powerful?
“Like, OMG lol!”
“i can has cheezburger?” -Popular Internet Meme
Halo
Is geek the new chic?
World of Warcraft
President for a day
How to eat an Oreo
Chillax
Ewoks
Star Wars or Star Trek
The Ministry of Silly Walks
Rubber bands and the wars that ensue
Relationship lessons from Romantic Comedies
Team Edward or Team Jacob OR Team “I don’t like sparkly vampires!”
The Joker
“The incredible, edible egg.” -The American Egg Board
“That’s hot.” -Paris Hilton
“The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff.” -Britney Spears
“Black Holes are where God divided by zero.” -Anon
"No, I'm all man. I even fought in WWII. Of course, I was wearing women's undergarments under my uniform." -Ed Wood (Johnny Depp) from Ed Wood
"Game over, man! Game over!" -Hudson (Bill Paxton) from Aliens