Extempers buy a lot of shoes...
No, this isn't what you're thinking. While we do have to carry heavy boxes and our shoes might wear out 3 days before an interper's, that is beside the point. I was printing off research today and noticed that out of the 40 articles I printed, about 30 of them had adds for Piperlime shoes at the top. I spent so long staring at those adds that I kind of felt a need to go to their website and look at their shoes. I therefore determined that they have aimed their advertising at extempers and that 76.2% of online shoe sales are to extempers. Oh, and another thing. 54.2% of statistics are made up on the spot. ;) Happy shoe-buying!
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I think you might be on to something. It is a conspiracy organized by Piperlime and the media to get Extempers and those interested in the news to buy shoes and look snazzy!
I am fully behind your 76.2% data. Your shoes probably do wear out faster so Piperlime is capitalizing on your shoe predicament.
Capitalism. AH!
haha :)

